Gecko Funeral

“What happens at a Gecko’s funeral?” You May ask.

Let me fill you in...

It will start with one minute of silence. Exactly one minute. You’ll know that it’s been exactly one minute, because Jennibelle’s alarm will go off, making “Quacking” noises!! 

Then people will stand and give eulogies. Most will be sweet, until Jackson accidentally says “I hope that you have fun in gecko hell. Whoops!! I mean Heaven!” 

Jennibelle will read a passage from Revelations. And I quote, “Hallelujah. Amen.”Then she’ll fill his casket with letters and drawings that she’s prepared. 

Jimmy will be not be able to control his sadness, since it’s his first funeral. He’ll cry himself to sleep by 7pm. 

The burial will be snowy, muddy and cold, even though it’s April. Jason may, or may not, hurt his back digging a three foot hole in frozen ground. Amazing Grace will be sung at the burial site, of course. 

And then, the dance party will begin. The brownies will be eaten. The celebration will last one hour. 

After everyone has left, Jennbelle will fall to the ground, sobbing. She really loved Jesse. Today would’ve been their two month anniversary. She’s going to get another gecko and name him Neil, since Poppop Neil died today. 

Now you know, you’re welcome.