Can Vs Can Not

What I can do...

Be Alive 

What I can not do...

Hear out of my right ear.

Not hear static noises.

Figure out where noises are coming from.

Hear most people/things trying to get my attention.

Tolerate loud rooms.

Seal my right eye shut.

Swim in the ocean, without goggles.

Wash my face without holding my eye shut.

Walk with great balance.

Move my head with spinning/dizziness.

Ride in a car or roll on a bed without wanting to vomit.

Dance.

Sing

Scream.

Drive.

Walk on an inclined surface.

Cry tears out of my right eye.

Smile with me entire mouth- and cheek.

Massage my trigeminal neuralgia aching jaw.

Drink out of straw correctly.

Taste everything normally.

Smell everything normally.

Chew, without concentrating on it.

Get rid of the weird flavor lingering on my right cheek.

Know if there's post-shower water in my ear.

Bend Over.

Lift/move more than 10 lbs.

Exercise.

Stop gaining weight.

Dance.

Be in a loud room.

Hear. 

Swim.

Hear.

Dance.

Be in a loud room. 

Cry normally.

Tolerate noise.

Dance.

Swim.

Hear.

Dance.

Hear.

Drive.

SCREAM!

What I can do...

CRY! (pseudo-normal)

Call an ENT to discuss hearing aid options, if any.

Study sign language with Jennibelle, for across the room discussions.

Be with people one-on-one.

Chill out on the carbs!!!

Walk in place while watching TV.

Start PT.